purple hair

Well, hello. This is another Austin story. So, we go to Austin for a conference. I'm trying to save money and am goign to color my hair myself. It's a kit I've used before, though not in some time. So, I later it and lather it...it's kinda stinky.. and i'm looking and i swear some parts are lookign kinda purple, but i'm just like aww, it'll wash out. SO, i wash it some time later and it definitely had purple streaks where the really blond parts were. I mean, seriously? Who does this happen to? IT was really more of a lavender, but still. It was pretty funny. All i coudl do was laugh...and laugh...and laugh. It was funny!

Even when I'm not trying

So, I'm in Austin. We're at a restaurant. We're about to leave. Then, suddenly, there is a loud crash and liquid begins to fall on me. No, it's not thunder and then rain..it's not a bomb and debris..it's the tray of drinks from the table behind us and the waitress drops , like, the whole thing down my back. I rise b/c i notice i'm getting wetter and wetter and there is a HUGE puddle in my seat. and also ice and glass everywhere. Fortunately, I had on a hoodie and it took most of the ..whatever, but my tush was pretty wet as well. Additionally, my hair got a little wet. Though the waitress insisted it wasn't alcohol or was watered down, my jacket smelled of rum and my hair got crunchy that afternoon, clearly indicating sugar was part of the occasion. My point is, friends, I don't even have to try, this stuff just comes naturally.